ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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