i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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Tell josh to take a rain check. There is no need to have such a shitty experience.
I just want to say, I appreciate the pun.
Not a gamble worth taking. I know people who've lost their entire houses in mudslides!
And with any sign of rumbling it would be to late to run.
You said "run", GROSS!!!
All that motion will make the inevitable arrive at the worst time. "I'm coming, he says. " "I'm going, she says."
Postpone! Don't do that to the poor guy.
Or just do it and you won't have to have butt sex ever again?
so switch it up that night and you do him in the ass.. see how he likes it
Although food poisoning can be natures enima (sp?), it's best to wait until the cleansing has stopped. Unless you plan on making a fetish film for the unfortunate experience.
hey guys, it's OP here. just for an update, if anyone is interested. \n1. i did kick the food poisoning through sheer force of willpower\n2. i did not have buttsex\n\nthanks for your concern!
I hope you have him a real show.
OP is a man.
absolutely agreed. otherwise vag would be a viable option
Dumb Bitch... So self centered to even jeopardize his anal virginity. Bitch
He'd prolly cry.
hey, he might like it. you never know.
i recommend starch-based food. potatoes and unbuttered bread. should soak up in no time. ;-)