Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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