I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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