No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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