butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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