Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
even my farts smell like vagina
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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