if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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