Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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