I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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