The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I am naked and annoyed.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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