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  • 95 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:12pm

    Am I the only one that wanted to bang April O'Neil from the cartoon?

  • 91 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:13pm

    woohooo! connecticut! finally a post from here!

  • 89 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:05pm

    the really don't say cowabunga that much. and it depends on which movie your watching my best bet is to watch the second one and get shit face drunk. BTW don't bash teenage mutant ninja turtles. Fuck there are too many 12 year olds on this site.

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:57pm

    Lmao

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:51pm

    Haha try it, when it ended we moved on to the island of doctor moroue and drank everytime we saw a mutant, needless to say we couldnt finish it cause we were too drunk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:11pm

    Hahaha, 1:09!!!! At first, I thought you were serious, but then you were all NOT!!! Total misdirection, hahahahahaha!

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 8:43am

    ***UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE!****

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:19pm

    then you should be drinking through the entire movie right? i'm game.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:15pm

    HAHAHA 1:11 i love you, your fuckin hilarous!

  • 80 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:50am

    lol so you never put your dink down

  • 74 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:23pm

    i think if i was twelve the only thing i would know about ninja turtles would be the cartoon show. i have the VHS of 1-3 somewhere in my attic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:43pm

    So this was my text and it was fucking amazing! You cant bash TMNT. I also ended up drinking whenever you see Casey's junk through his sweat pants to the list. So yeah we got pretty drunk seeing as we had to drink every scene and quickly ran out of beer so we turned to shots....oh and btw im 18 so fuck your shit whoever said i was 12.

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:15pm

    1:10 no you can't play

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:41pm

    Dear person who claims the power rangers are better than the TMNT, I hope you get hit by a bus and spend the rest of your stupid life in a body cast in front of a tv that only plays TMNt!!!

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:17am

    damn youre gonna be wasted as hell man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:35pm

    I'm doin this Saterday night!!!

  • 73 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:46pm

    That's a lot of things to remember to drink for. How bout you drink every time they say cowabunga

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:44pm

    I like pooping while guys are in my bum -loud bitch in the middle

  • 71 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:56pm

    fuck the mutant turtles go power rangers

  • 69 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:21pm

    watch Secret of the Ooze and drink a case every time somebody says "Yeah, a little too Raph"...it's only once, but it's funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:57am

    Dude teenage mutant turtles rock, raphael was my favorite oh and that one orange turtle that always acted high :P :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:46pm

    TMNT stupid. its all about the power rangers. but the old ones like mighty morphin power rangers and power rangers turbo. everything past that is just a waist of time. kinda like the star trek series and their new movie