Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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