I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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