ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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