So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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