Buhtt sex?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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