we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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