I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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