Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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