i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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