Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
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Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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