so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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