I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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