just come out here and I will go home with you...
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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