watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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