How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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