I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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