Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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