How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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