well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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