i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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