Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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