school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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