are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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