I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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