Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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