hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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Do I have a choice?
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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