i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.