ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
What drink are we having for lunch?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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