sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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