Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(571): View more from Virginia

On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.

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(904): View more from Florida

Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I think I sprained my soul last night

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(416): View more from Toronto

Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good

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(601): View more from Mississippi

It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.

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