On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.