Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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