lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
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I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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