remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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