I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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