She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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