I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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