youre lurking in front of me
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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