why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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