Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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