spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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