yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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