STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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