The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
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