Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
