i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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